Saw II Movie Review

The follow up to "the chopped off foot seen round the world" Saw II was also not originally even a Saw movie, at least in it's earliest form. The script was reworked to fit the mythos far better than how a lot of franchises have done it, and it's got it's twists as well. But... does it have enough (blog) of them?Source: Saw II Movie Review - Decker

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Alien Resurrection Movie Review

Proving that no matter how bad an idea, if someone in a suit thinks a character is absolutely necessary for a franchise, even killing them off isn't good enough to prevent them from insisting they be used. (blog post) Thus, we got Alien (blog post) Resurrection, where bringing the Xenomorph back from extinction honestly took a backseat to getting M

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I riffed Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)

Jurassic World's Dominion is by far the worst movie I've ever seen, even though I've watched numerous negative films as a critic. The Jurassic World: Dominion, the third in the Jurassic World trilogy, and the sixth film in Jurassic Park as a series didn't live up to the hype. The film's inevitable inability to make an impression was evident right f

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Caveman (1981) film review

"Caveman" is a 1981 funny movie directed by Carl Gottlieb and starring Ringo Starr, Dennis Quaid, and Shelley Long. The film is a comical retelling of the story of early human civilization, set in a time when people resided in caves and relied on searching and event for survival.The film follows the story of Atouk (Ringo Starr), a clumsy and bumbli

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